a humorous verse
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:46 pm
Dear John
My dearest John, I love you, but I have to let you go.
You deserve much more than I can give and I need for you to know,
that I love each thing about you, I adore your nightly snoring
I even grew to love the fact that you were deeply boring.
I loved your fond opinion that you were always right,
I loved you when you cheated on me on our wedding night.
I loved your D.I.Y skills and the endless jobs you botched,
the football, tennis, rugby, golf and cricket that we watched.
I'll miss your nasty temper and your bolshie attitude,
the way you'd sit for hours in a filthy, stinking mood.
I'll miss so much the life we shared, the little things we'd do,
I'll miss the 30 second **, but not as much as you.
I hope you'll find somebody else who'll love you as you are,
I never did deserve you, and I hope that you'll go far.
Don't think too badly of me, or miss me when I'm gone.
You're better off without me,
with all my love, dear John
My dearest John, I love you, but I have to let you go.
You deserve much more than I can give and I need for you to know,
that I love each thing about you, I adore your nightly snoring
I even grew to love the fact that you were deeply boring.
I loved your fond opinion that you were always right,
I loved you when you cheated on me on our wedding night.
I loved your D.I.Y skills and the endless jobs you botched,
the football, tennis, rugby, golf and cricket that we watched.
I'll miss your nasty temper and your bolshie attitude,
the way you'd sit for hours in a filthy, stinking mood.
I'll miss so much the life we shared, the little things we'd do,
I'll miss the 30 second **, but not as much as you.
I hope you'll find somebody else who'll love you as you are,
I never did deserve you, and I hope that you'll go far.
Don't think too badly of me, or miss me when I'm gone.
You're better off without me,
with all my love, dear John